| A dentist ran out of anaesthetic just before the last extraction for the day was scheduled. He gave the nurse a very large needle, instructing her to jab it hard into the patient's butt when the signal was given, so it would take his attention away from the tooth extraction. It all happened in an instant. The nurse, patient, and pliers were in place. The signal was given, and the nurse bayoneted the patient with the needle just as the dentist yanked the tooth. Afterwards, the dentist asked, "Hurt much?" The patient hesitated, "Didn't hardly feel it come out. And, man, those roots were really deep!" |
Indonesian Version
Seorang dokter gigi kehabisan obat bius sebelum jadwal pencabutan gigi terakhir hari itu.
Ia memberi perawat jarum yang sangat besar, dan memerintahkannya untuk menusukkannya dengan keras ke pantat pasien saat sinyal diberikan, sehingga perhatiannya teralih dari pencabutan gigi.
Semuanya terjadi dalam sekejap.
Perawat, pasien, dan tang sudah siap. Sinyal diberikan, dan perawat menusukkan jarum ke pasien tepat saat dokter gigi mencabut gigi.
Setelah itu, dokter gigi bertanya, "Sakit sekali?"
Pasien ragu-ragu, "Sakit sekali rasanya saat dicabut. Dan, astaga, akar gigi itu sangat dalam!"
